Eroico

Pros

• Contains 15 salacious mini-bosses spread across three giant stages
• Showcases fast-paced battle sequences with smooth graphics and swift responsiveness
• Delivers hours of visual titillation alongside an engaging plot and genre-based meta-humor

Cons

• Displays pornographic content in a venue that is typically family-friendly
• Relies on repetitive and overused anime tropes
• Functions like a generic platformer if you take out the innuendo and obscenities
• Incorporates an excessive amount of furry fan-service

Eroico is the ultimate raunchy 2D platformer for Windows exemplifying old-school gameplay mechanics and campy monster-girl action.

Thanks to the masterful programming of Kyrieru, retro arcade gaming has become intertwined with over-the-top anime sex appeal. After you face an onslaught of buxom combatants, your perception of virtual side-scrolling adventures will never return to normal again. Eroico's unprecedented amount of gratuitous cartoon nudity only serves as a deadly distraction, especially since the obstacle-laden layouts are surprisingly difficult to traverse. Remember, if you fail: "Death by snu-snu!"

Yes, if you are defeated by one of the perky pixelated vixens, you will be executed via a fierce flurry of fornication. This unusual production is presented like an interactive hentai homage to The Legend of Zelda, and the unnamed protagonist is practically Link without his tunic. Power-ups arrive in the form of Heart Chunks, and many of the settings halfheartedly recall Hyrule. Meanwhile, the gameplay itself closely resembles a mix between Sonic the Hedgehog, Metroid and Castlevania, except running out of health leads to getting brazenly killed by copulation.

A unique fighting style and uncanny fetishism is showcased by each one of the 15 sensual villainesses. More than half of the roster is comprised of anthropomorphic animal ladies, which at least proves the developers truly know their target audience. If you've ever dreamt of being defiled by a voluptuous chimera, then this game was designed specifically for you. These demonic enchantresses of doom are thick and thirsty, so they won't stop until you get laid to rest.

Each lewd beast-girl comes with a distinct Game Over screen featuring a graphic sex act resulting in your humiliating orgasmic demise. In the end, it's femme fatale galore in Eroica. Every evil seductress has been equipped with her own signature blend of disturbing eroticism. This journey's stakes couldn't be any higher, because you literally get humped to death whenever your heroic efforts fall short. The artwork is already crude and rudimentary, but the imagery is accompanied by highly realistic squishing sounds to make sure you truly understand what is being inflicted upon your poor on-screen do-gooder.

Although this title was first released in 2013, the most up-to-date installment was only finalized in 2018. Upon re-release, this title wound up being too steamy for Steam; luckily, Eroica's developers added the ability to turn off mature themes.

Pros

• Contains 15 salacious mini-bosses spread across three giant stages
• Showcases fast-paced battle sequences with smooth graphics and swift responsiveness
• Delivers hours of visual titillation alongside an engaging plot and genre-based meta-humor

Cons

• Displays pornographic content in a venue that is typically family-friendly
• Relies on repetitive and overused anime tropes
• Functions like a generic platformer if you take out the innuendo and obscenities
• Incorporates an excessive amount of furry fan-service